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| News and coming eventsMedical MarvelsExhibition at Special Collections - de Beer Gallery from 14th December Please click here for fuller details Seven Myths of Memory - Seminar - All WelcomeMoot Court - Friday 25th January 2019 Please click here for fuller details Otago Future Fuels workshop7th and 8th February 2019 Registration has opened for the workshop which Prof Sally Brooker (Chemistry) is organising. Please click here for fuller details
APROSDOKIANSThey are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected; Winston Churchill loved them: 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 3. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. 4. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. 5. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 6. They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't. 7. To steal ideas from someone is plagiarism. To steal from many is called research. 8. In filling in an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency', notify: I put 'DOCTOR.' 9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. 10. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they look sexy. 11. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. 12. A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory. 13. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure. 14. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Nor is there any future in it. 15. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 16. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car. 17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it’s getting harder and harder for me to find one now. 18. I am not arguing with you, I am explaining why you are wrong. Volunteers Wanted - Brain Blood Flow ResearchPlease click here for more details 2019 UK Universities TourPlease click here for fuller details University of Otago - Alumni EventsPlease click here for the link University of Otago - MagazinePlease click here for the link to the latest issue University of Otago - Continuing EducationPlease click here for the link University of Otago - Foundation TrustThe Foundation Trust receives and administers donations and bequests made to help advance the interests of the University, its staff and its students. Please click here for the link University of Otago - Open LecturesPlease click here for the link Dunedin Public Art GalleryPlease click here for the link Otago MuseumPlease click here for the link Toitu Otago Settlers MuseumPlease click here for the link Otago Decorative & Fine Arts Society | Golf club car parkPLEASE be very careful when driving through the car parks at the Golf Club and follow the arrows to avoid head-on confrontations. ParkingLeith Valley is a popular parking spot for people who used to park on the road now taken over by the cycle way. That doesn’t leave a lot of spaces for U3A — especially for our big courses. You can help the situation by car pooling. People who park on the clearway, opposite the Bowling Club, will likely be ticketed by DCC. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
